SHE BOILED THE BUNNY

It's not you, it's me.  It's me thinking that you're crazy.  Obviously you can't agree with me.  There must be some sort of self defense mechanism in place that prevents you from seeing how crazy you're being.  Sort of like an AI that can turn ON/OFF it's self awareness at will in order to preserve vital functions.  Like SkyNet.  You're SkyNet crazy.  But that's just my opinion.  SO- it's not you, it's me. 

SHOOT HER (haiku)

hiking in the woods

hello velociraptor

shot it in the face.